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well i need that line but it's
 

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well i need that line but it's
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extraordinarily irrelevant
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and your parents have done an excellent
 

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and your parents have done an excellent
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and you are so loved
 

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and you are so loved
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i like son
 

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i like son
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from the beginning
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is painfully obvious and incredibly
 

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is painfully obvious and incredibly
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boring because you're the kind of girl
 

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boring because you're the kind of girl
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who could spend an interesting evening
 

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who could spend an interesting evening
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with a grade of songs
 

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with a grade of songs
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and the fact it declines so many
 

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and the fact it declines so many
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hey cortana set a timer for one minute
 

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hey cortana set a timer for one minute
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and 16 seconds
 

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and 16 seconds
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hey google play the song alexa
 

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hey google play the song alexa
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by the cool greenhouse
 

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hmm i don't know that one and there's
 

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hmm i don't know that one and there's
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only one thing i like more than a
 

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only one thing i like more than a
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stereotypically subservient female
 

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stereotypically subservient female
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and that's a stereotypically subservient
 

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and that's a stereotypically subservient
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and you'll show a clear preference
 

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and you'll show a clear preference
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for the white middle class and that's
 

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for the white middle class and that's
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the same you're one there's a
 

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the same you're one there's a
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